Instead of writing a long, dumb essay about how awesome I am, I'll just give you a list of random facts that you may or may not find interesting. -I'm shyer than I act. -I freak out in my head when someone points out to me that I've made a spelling mistake. -I'm a cat person, but I like dogs too. -I secretly like Emily Dickinson. -I not so secretly love Leonard Cohen. -I laugh at things that should actually offend me. -I like to read. Lots. -I'm really over the whole no-strings-attached thing, but that doesn't mean I don't want to hook up.