Well instead of copying and pasting my Myspace entry I suppose I will come up with something new.(I totally stole this from another profile I made, so it's not new still :) )

My name is John and I am a twenty-six year old living in Ky. My life is far from perfection but I am slowly working towards the person I'd like to be.

I am a massive nerd at heart, and I own up to it!

I love being sarcastic, it's an artform.

I can be shy, but usually I am fairly outspoken.

I love music, video games, going out with friends, movies, all of the typical stuff.

I am starting to read more often, but can't claim that I am a book lover just yet. Mayhaps if the right book came along and fed me hard liquor then that would change?

I can be kind of random, if you couldn't tell.

I am an introvert and my brain is always going, so sometimes it looks like I just went from topic A to B and they are completely unrelated, but in my head I totally went A,B,C,D,C,D,C,R,S,V,Z, and you just assumed Z=B, possibly a mental disorder but I'll be damned if I want help for it.

I usually always have a few words or catch phrases that I use, and they change over time. It used to be "cool beans" "Get over it" and "Deal with it." as of now, I use "Indeed" and "Bufugly" every chance I get.

My imaginary friend could kick your imaginary friend's ass.

I've never had an imaginary friend. :(

Red Bull is like crack, and I adore it.

I wear Axe body spray and that shit smells awesome, especially Pheonix.

I'm agnostic, if you know what that means, 2 brownie points.

First person to 10 brownie points gets the coveted Brownie.

Little Debbie makes the best brownies...your mom's be damned.

I've lost 65(73 now) LBs in the past 6-7 months, if you find them, please keep them.

If you say "duty" in my presence, I will undeniably snicker.

If I see a mullet, my entire day is the better for it.

I'll add more later...maybe.

I am a Dictionary.com whore...I technically added this after the "add more later" part so it counts, I'm not a liar!