I'm Jake Ryan. Nothing more, nothing less. I'm a lot to handle. Being my friend requires 4am trips to Ihop and a lot of secondhand smoke. It probably helps if you're a princess, too. Yes, I'm adorable. Yes, I'm sexy. Yes, I'm hot. Thank you for telling me, but I already knew. Find something more original to say. I'm in love with Britney Spears. Nothing you say is going to change that. I'm easy to get along with, but hard to keep around. I live in Indiana, but my home is in Orlando. I work seasonally at the Most Magical Place On Earth. If you don't know what that is, we're not friends. I'm random. I'm creative. I'm emotional. I'm romantic. I'm everything you're not and wish you could be. Go ahead and try, it's funny. I smoke and drink excessively. Camel No. 9 100's and Grey Goose only, please. Don't judge, I just party harder than you do. Take my breath away, I fucking dare you. I'm highly intellectual. I'll probably challenge you to try to be the same. I'll make you uncomfortable with your own opinion. I'm the kind of guy who makes grown men question their sexuality. Confidence is a must, cockiness is a plus. Think you can handle me? Probably not, but don't be scared to try.