How do you describe yourself without coming off as self-righteous? I'll take the high road and just be as blunt as possible, I suppose. I work with children, but am not looking to do it for the rest of my life. The ultimate goal is to be an established musician, and am baby-stepping my way there. Oh, and I do drag (strictly for performance I'm not getting my kicks out of it or anything). And I'm a smart-ass... yeah, that sums it up, I guess.

Lets see what kind of ridiculous answers I get:

I'm a strong balance between masculine and femme (leaning more masc.) and am not interested in femme guys.