you say "weird" as if its an insult...

there is no such thing as "too personal"...

...

i like anime. not too much. its fun to watch

i like video games. nintendo > everything

im a fan of cards. playing cards, yugioh cards, tarot cards, cards cards cards

as you can see im nerdy as the fuck. speaking of fuck.. i like getting my dick wet

illegal drugs arent cool but they have feelings too.

alcohol is cool. but im an obnoxious drunk and ill make out with anyone who has a cock. not really im usually taken advantage of

i like sucking dick. its apparently the best thing i do. i also like to cuddle

im not big on the romance and lovey dovey shit. lets just play dem video games XD

beards are sexy if you have the face for a beard. otherwise shave your shit

i dont do ugly people. which is kinda ironic since i happen to be an ugly person

i have a fetish for tattoos

speaking of fetishes i have many

im a bitch. get over it

youre music sucks. its ok tho cuz mine sucks too

i do what is necessary when necessary. otherwise im lazy and i procrastinate

i am shameless, unmotivated, and steadfast

i love fantasy. any kind of fantasy... magical fantasies, sexual fantasies, even final fantasy

im not the obnoxiously flaming "hey girl hey" gay type. until im around girls that is...

if you havent noticed im ADD

scary movies dont exist. horror movies make me laugh uncontrollably

i have no sympathy towards straight people... only i kinda do

i like to draw but i wouldnt seriously call myself an artist

im a mediocre martial artist. dont try to tell me otherwise. i know youre lying

i dont like my hair being a natural color. i wish it was naturally dark ass purple

i wish i was skinnier. i wish i wasnt so heartless. i wish i could create energy barriers

i prefer pirates over ninjas, werewolves over vampires, and angels over demons.

i hate twilight. real vampires dont fuckin sparkle

i dont believe in religion. im agnostic btw

im kinda superstitious but then not really. im into witchcraft and the occult

i like kinky sex. i want it really kinky. REALLY kinky

i like to shout HAIL SATAN randomly because its funny and it annoys christians

speaking of satan, im the lead vocalist of the grindcore band Hail Satan... only not really.

im trying to find musicians to actually start this band with me. my band is gonna suck so much!

if youre hot, i cant be raped.

im very understanding, surprisingly, so ive heard

sometimes i dress gothy. other times i dress preppy. othertimes still, i dress nerdy.

i cant adequately describe myself in one sitting

i get bored a lot

when i actually decide to write poetry or lyrics, they end up pretty fucked up and miserable sounding.

the lyrics to the songs i write... those are extra angry and fucked up. oh yea im so hxc lolz.

my favorite songs are Backstabbing Whore Of A Piece Of Shit Bitch followed by Death Penalty At The Orphanage on the album Children Of Satan by Hail Satan

lately ive been feeling "top curious"... im not really sure if this is normal or not. owell

ive only actually had 2 relationships. my first was with a girl and my second was with my current best friend

an open relationship wouldnt bother me in the least... as long as you dont give me someone elses diseases. gross

i really want a men's open lace corset. something more fashionable and sexy rather than fetish although i dont mind that either

im a very liberal kind of person. ive never really held a "normal" conversation lol.

my convos usually involve sex and insulting people... oh and profanity. lots of profanity lol

i belong to the libertarian party. in case you dont know thats fiscally a republican and socially a democrat.

i really want a pair of leather underwear. oh and a pair of rubber boxers lol

one time i put a douche in a friends mailbox for the lolz

one time i jizzed on a friends CDs for the lolz

i currently have 2 tattoos. mario on my left leg and luigi on my right. so hxc right?

i frequent the southland mall, booksamillion, starfucks (starbucks), and sometimes the drama club. maybe youve seen me before. i have no life

i am currently dating the most amazing guy. jordan you are my angel

if i had the resourses id be an activist

im in college. i hate everyday of it. lol i just bring my nintendo ds with me to pass the time

sometimes a moment to myself is all i need

my christian grandmother gave me an antique looking chest. i keep my crystals and occult crap in it now lol

i understand that im never actually in control of my own life... tho i like to think i am sometimes

i like to make selfish decisions quite often

i need a fucking job. money tends to be an important thing

i currently have an assortment of coins, dice, and cards sitting on my desk. why the hell is this shit here

im 19 years old and i just got my first cell phone about a week or two ago

im looking to buy more childrens card games as soon as i get a job. i have no fucking life

Hail Satan.

im unsure about why i keep typing things in this box for complete strangers to read

i just picked up a business card on my comp desk and on the back it reads "theres just something about the smell of wet leather in the morning" ... wtf

sports shout outs piss me off. I HATE FOOTBALL. I HATE SPORTS. just shut the fuck up.

so im learning this programming language. call me a computer geek

actually its to make my own video games. so yea call me a geek

original flavored pringles are the best... next to salt and vinegar

AAAHHHHHH MUST PRAY TO SATAN.

holy shit green tea with ginseng and honey.

Josh Porche will never get laid.

when someone pisses you off jizz on their valuables. they wont know what to say lol

bipolar disorder and manic-depression are the same fucking disease goddammit. i suffer from this.

everything you have goes to shit eventually. isnt that an awful truth

what is it with people and their fuckin bullshit. why cant everyone just jump into an open fire

Fuck yea.

if i was a woman id just abort the little son of a bitch. fetus/child = parasite

the first song i ever completely finished is called The Gold Moon Of Piss Rises Upon An Assfucked Shit Planet Tonight

i just finished Razorblade Hurricane today. its not as hardcore as the piss moon song

Dante from Devil May Cry is sexy as all hell and consequently my husband

speaking of, i stayed up till 4 to watch the entire dmc animated series.

i adore vodka and thats something because i dont use "adore" that often

Jackpot.

"Youre the one who looks delicious you pudgy fuck." ~Dante~

when i used to dye eggs for easter id always dip one in all the dyes making it ugly. id call it the egg of failure

i listen to more and more progressive metal everyday

did i mention i want dante to rape the hell out of me lol

i like to get on tes4 oblivion and use the cheats to make a lightning spell and smite everyone in the vicinity.

one time i was playing dante's inferno and i was yelling "ill fuck you with the light of jesus christ". my little brothers friends walked by and made funny faces

having a food baby means to take a steaming shit

aborting the food baby means to puke

religulous is by far one of the best movies ever next to hamlet 2

i hate /b/tards

"Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man" ~Thomas Jefferson~

Sonic. Hes the fastest thing alive.

i like being bored right here, not in a huge city.

i wanna do more kinky things. the odd kind not the dirty or dangerous kind.

rubberband a silver bullet to your cock and set it to max speed then try your best not to touch yourself or you lose.

i hate when i reply to a text someone sent me about hanging out then they dont text back at all

bullshit is my favorite word.

Christ can just go to hell

my wisdom teeth need to go. right now!!!!!!!!!!!

sometimes i feel like ive missed out

sometimes i feel like this is just fine

im way kinkier than youll ever be

im quite hungry right now but ive gotten a wisdom tooth pulled.

i might just be a little high on this painkiller lol

i feel so inadequate or miserable or something negative... idk

i do not believe in fighting. i will if i must and thats only if its kill or be killed. period.

i will only fight for myself or those i know and love. no one else matters.

i dont want to hear your communist bullshit.

you cant wipe your ass with god because he ISNT REAL

i feel like giving birth.

nvm. having an abortion sounds like a better idea.

FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL *foams at mouth, shakes, has seizure, dies, etc.*

i hate sports. i hate everything related to sports. i hate sports shout outs.

i love my boyfriend. hes kinky like me!

hes also my sex slave.

i hate "school spirit"

"Dont take a shit in my bloody fucked piss heart" ~Melissa Pedigo~

vomit in your shirt while youre around people so no one sees your puke

throw up jesus beats off to your vomit

Satan Christ

im in the process of writing a book. plz read it when its done.

donkey kong country is the shit.

i need more children's card games in my life

i really hate prudes

im part of a religious organization that frowns upon str8 marriage. it only allows gay marriage

that being said the US should accommodate and legalize gay marriage or else they are infringing on my right to religious freedom

there is no santa claus and there is no god.

my bf broke up with me then wanted me back 3 days later.

i took him back.

i wish i was entitled to the freedom FROM religion.

we as human beings need to evolve beyond religion.

im no closer to finishing my book than when i first started writing the bitch.

just have an abortion. its ok.

i just want to get so trashed that i forget who i am.