Trace Van De Kamp

Ruth 1:16-17 But Ruth replied, Don't urge me to leave you or to turn back from you. Where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people and your God my God. Where you die I will die, and there I will be buried. May the LORD deal with me, be it ever so severely, if anything but death separates you and me.
I take a complete multi-vitamin daily. I love to have strobe light pillow fights. My spoon is too big. My spoon is TOO big. I prefer country living to the city. Google.com pays my bills every month and I'm grateful. I never find sunglasses that look right on me. Express is my favorite clothier. For Christmas, I bought a white tree and decorated it in all blue. The bulbs above my vanity go out daily. I quote Adams Family Values and Drop Dead Fred religiously. Most Office Max employees are semi-retarded and I only go when I have to. Gilbert and Sullivan were gifts from God. Sometimes I catch myself double spacing after periods because my first typing instructor insisted it was the standard. I play no instruments. I think people should discipline their kids. Plaid shorts make me happy. I'm glad you read this drivel.
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