Hysterical

I'm no quiet boy, I'm a riot.I speak all kinds of nonsense.My attention span resembles a fly. I aim to do remarkable, unforgettable things.I have amazing family and friends.I read a lot, write a lot, a little on the dorky side sometimes. I can out-eat you, try me, I have a competitive nature.I sleep most of the time when I'm bored. I don't watch much TV, with the exception of: Grey's Anatomy and Chelsea Lately.I love stand-up, music, movies.Work-out freak, I like being at the gym, or playing tennis.And I'll leave you with the fact that I'm from Iowa, fully corn fed, overalls, cattle raising, small town )