TJ

Well it all began when my dad (whos from Africa), met my mother, or the lady that says shes my mother...they had me (yeah as if just becuz i came outta her va jay jay means shes my real mom) and then i grew up and i lived in the Emerald City where i was killed by a bitch in red shoes and then reborn as a gay guy stuck in toledo and goes to UT and is 19 and is pretty tired right now and has to be at work at 12, but he feels what ever. ya know? once i killed a bird who flew into my windsheild on the highway, but thats not the highlight of my life. The highlight would have to be when i learned how to lie. For if i never learned how to lie, i would not have wrote this story. Once, when i was 6, a cat ate my nipple off. That fucking cat devil. Jews are my friends! So is britney spears. I WILL marry her someday. I love ducks. I am a king, or will be or am. You bitches just dont know it yet. My fairy godmother (gary) will come to tell me i am rightfull king of Russia! Im telling you. Oh jelly beans how time flys when you type random stuff. Random yet educational. Bees are yellow and white. I like going to the movies with Olivia....shes my girl friend. she has two boyfriends. A gay one, and a not gay one. She needs a wip. I hate charlie...he is all like "how you do" n shit. I hate old people. I hate kids. I hate dogs. I hate snakes. I hate stupid drivers. I am a phyco. I buy scratch offs every day. Gas cost to much, but my lazy ass aint walking. I love Brigitte...i mean Boonie. I work with people i cant understand, its a downfall. Beats making tacos. Can i get an amen? You is a whale!!! You all is a bunch of bitches. I have a movie..wanna see it? ask olivia. I love adderal. i love food. like looove food. KFC is delish. and ill kill it. i hate it so much! (that means i love it). Dont make me go off you bitch. i love jesus.... GARY sucks, and he is a bit Bi polar, and a user. i love my mom. She is one hot hoe. Funny as goo too! i want to start driving a tractor. I hate school. For x-mas i want lots of gift cirtificats. like to star bucks and mcdonalds and barns and nobel and KFC and pizza hut and like random places. I LOVE BARNS AND NOBEL! AMAZING. I still hate charlie. "how you do". Backa lacka to you too sir. Grape juice is my fav!!! i once had a britney spears pumpkin. i love crowns. i have a phone. i have a car. i have a really comfy bed. my fav number is 16...green, R, 911, Johnson. AMEN.