small statured guys get bonus points

I am a fun loving, flirtatious young man. I love going out all night dancing or staying in watching movies curled up on the couch. I am funny, and entertaining, I have a high sex drive as a warning. I am butch by nature but have a thing for skin products so behind the bathroom door I am quite the queen. As for what I am looking for... I am ultimately looking for friends and yes the infamous yet unattainable stable boyfriend (a real LTR). I love goofy guys, slim guys, cute baby faces, and not a huge fan of lots of body hair. My "ideal" guy happens to be around 5'8" or under, slim yet toned, funny, kiddish personality, faithful, cuddly, intellectual, has a stable job,in school/in grad school. though not all of these need to be met obviously. Just a a quick reference to things I like... Cats, dogs, people that smell like soap, dancing, karate, tattoos, piercings, skater boys, spikey hair, videogames, cuddling, warm laundry, fudgsiciles, German reisling, fresh cut grass, rollerblades, sports cars, and of course power tools.