Just a pestilance of ignorance I tell you, a real

HEY EVERYBODY WHATS UP! My name is Michael. I'm a 22 year old college student with a job working retail.... Despite what people may think or say, I'm probably one of the nicest people you will ever meet. I'm shy at first but extremely social once you get to know me. I like to pretend my life is much more glamorous than it really is. I work in retail and drive an 1998 Ford Escort, nothing that would make Paris Hilton jealous, but I like to think people care. I like going to bars and clubs, but I hate dancing. Seriously, I hate dancing. I also don't like random strangers touching me. If i wanted to be molested, I have two hands of my own thank you very much. I love tequila too. I've always thought if i were to be stranded on a dessert island and could only bring one item with me, it would be a bottle of tequila. Because it just makes you not care, so the island probably wouldn't suck so bad. I'm not much a fan of being outside. Bugs and spiders scare me. Plus I'm afraid of being eaten by bears. That just never looked like much fun to me. I love to meet new people. Wanna IM Me? My screen name on aim is, obviously, SOCELEBRITY! Get to know me, i'm fuckin fabulous... Peace and Love - Michael THINGS I LIKE: Nice people, telemarketers, working, people who have jobs, productive members of society, diet coke with lime, Halloween, buying things with money I don't have, text messaging. THINGS I DISLIKE: The word premium, movies about horses and people who talk to them, zoos and sea world, 1988 Cadillacs, burger king french fries, socks with holes in them and/or mismatched socks