Disclaimer... If you don't know by now, I didn't
want you to!!!

I'm single.
I set bad examples.

Your moms hate me.
Your dads want me.

I'm a lil' bitch,
but I have my reasons.

You can tell me apart from everyone.
I love standing out in a crowd.
I love being the center of attention.

I'm a conceited slut,
but you love it.
Dont be afraid of me...
I wont bite (well, not too hard).
Chances are you taste like shit anyway.
Unless you're a hott piece of ass,
but that's rare to find these days.

Get to know me!
Get my im name and/or phone number!
Mail and/or call me all the time!

Go out with me everyday!
Fall in love with me...
even though you probably already did!

I Live In Excess! [Sex,Drugs,andRock&Rave]



I'm looking for friends first off, chat, maybe
hang out. That being said, I'm also open to
hooking up, if we end up clicking, but am hoping
for more in the long run. 

I <3 music, concerts, clubs, and just going out
and having fun.

I <3 staying in with a movie, and cuddling too
though.  

I <3 Hott Guys!!, Fine Guys!!, & Yummy Guys!!


I <3 Jack Daniels, Malibu Passion Fruit Rum,
P5's, Magarita Mists, and many other drinks

I <3 being chill...4:20 is good at high times

I <3 playing cards (especially Texas Hold 'Em,
or better yet strip poker with your sexy ass:) 

I <3 a lot of other things too. If you wanna
know what they are... then get to know me.

Get Your
Sexy Name

"To get in my pants, you have to be in my heart!
 To get in my heart, you have to be on my mind!..
 So, I'll be thinking of you." - Pape

Last Note is I live in all 3 of these
towns, pretty much in this
order:

Chicago, IL - Go Sox!! =
Pride

Ottawa, IL - My
"Home"town!!

Dubuque, IA - Apt + Casino
= :)