GIRLS ALOUD FAN

I don’t need an intro for my name unless you can’t read, and as if you already didn’t know. Due to formalities let's get this straight on who I am since the rumors are true. Forget what you’ve heard and get your own opinions, instead of listening to everyone else. No one has original ideas anymore, maybe I can change that. I am half super bitch and half mega cunt. Yeah i talk shit, just deal with it. Talking shit is an art form I mastered a long time ago and you are so far behind in this game. Every time you speak your mind I am laughing because you don’t make any sense. Basically I live the simple life and have everything handed to me on a diamond encrusted platinum tiffany & co platter. See I wipe my ass with Dolce & Gabbana, I have diesel dreams, Louie loafers and Burberry baths, I walk on Versace and use Sevens for dust rags, I am a Hugo Boss, I have Energie for days, and I play poker with Ed Hardy and De La Renta. I change my hair color more often than Janice Dickinson gets plastic surgery and you can catch me stalking the mall as i charge my parents visa before and after I pay my dues at Starbucks. I don’t like getting dirty, well actually it depends. I am random. I stick to my dreams, so i dream big. My life is simple enough, I walk life like a runway show. I am not the behind the scene type. I am forward and honest. If you hate me, thank you for taking the time to talk about me. So what if i don't do drugs, so what if i don't date or sleep around, so what if i just roll my eyes at drama, so what if there's no room in my life for people who exemplify negative qualities. You owe it to yourself and everyone in your life to get your shit together, the sooner things change, the longer you get to show the world who you are. Drugs are a resort for the weak people. Alcohol is my substance of choice, let's get drunk. You spend your entire life learning everyday. The more you learn the more your character starts to develop and mature. Threw time you realize what you want, who you need, and where you need to go in life. So no matter how heart wrenching it is to let go of what and who you love in order to get closer to where you're going in life, it will be worth it some day because nothing is worth sacrificing your morals because when you start sacrificing your morals you start sacrificing your character. So settling for less than you deserve is out of the question. Your own success holds a mirror up to everyone else and raises question regarding productivity in their own lives. Which is the root of jealousy, it should be the root of inspiration. When someone has passion, you can see it in their eyes. Unfortunately it's easier to see a lack there of. You are aged by experience, not by numbers. If it seems too good to be true, it's a lie. The only thing the good guy gets in life, is shit on. But he takes it gracefully. It’s important to have strong opinions, but more important to welcome others. If it wasn't for the "last minute" nothing would get done. Those who don't deserve your love, need it most. So keep smiling, they'll catch on When you blow out your birthday candles, wish that you were me. Tell me your jealous, that one is always popular. Take a number, or get in line. Sure, everybody wants to be fabulous, but for me it's a full-time job. Ew, hello, that’s right. When you see a prince, stop drop and roll. I don’t call people, people call me. I don’t open doors, doors open for me. I don’t wave to people, people wave to me. [I don’t need you, you need me.] I’m not going to lie, i am probably more fake than your purse. You either want to be me, or be with me. Attempt to be my friend and if you succeed, I can make you fabulous.