Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations,
you are The
Bachelor.
You're an honest, good-thinking
guy, and though you're very sexually active,
people don't perceive you as a male-slut or
man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever.
You have a sterling reputation.
You're a careful
person, perhaps too much so for your friends'
tastes, but guys like that in you. You probably
don't kiss & tell. And you definitely don't brag.
You know you don't have to prove anything to
anyone. It's as if you believe in monogamy, so
long as it's with lots of different
people.
Our guess is that you've got some
kind of word-of-mouth going with the boys out
there, and that in the future, your sex partners
will get even more plentiful, and
more attractive,
too.
You will settle down eventually, and
make an excellent husband. You seem like the type
who is into the idea of making copies of yourself,
so you'll probably adopt kids. Bear in mind,
meanwhile, this can get expensive.
ALTERNATE ENDING:
You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on
your ragged body for five days before the
groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody
dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his
decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces
smell.
Your exact male opposite:
The
Manchild
Random Brutal Love
Dreamer
Always avoid: The
Manchild (RBLD)
Consider: The
Bachelor (DGSM), The Backrubber (DGSD)
