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Nah. You have to get to know me on your own. I'd rather not spoil your opinion of me by blabbing everything. But I am a very nerdly philosopher and I poke my nose into everything, so you'd better be prepared to answer some unsettling questions from me if you want a conversation. I don't sugarcoat and I don't hold back. You have been warned. I have a husband who likes to share as much as I do. We're very picky about who we share with, though, so message me and we'll see what happens. We're always looking for new friends, so be friendly and nearby so we can chat in person. But aside from that, I really only bite on command. And I am usually in a happy mood, so feel free to message me!