Johnny, tell him what he's won!

ABOUT ME

I'm a dog person, which means I'll be pretending to like your cat, it’ll grow on me.

When I really like a guy I turn into a 13 year old boy who can’t keep his hands to himself. Hopefully this isn't a problem. My parents hugged me too much or something.

Velvet rope type places can be fun, but I wait 5 minutes if I don’t get in, I quietly take my business elsewhere. Like-minded people come with, while others persist with decreased levels of dignity and self-respect. I'm perfectly content at a dive bar if I'm with people that I like.

I've bought underwear to postpone doing laundry.

I'm more Stoli than Goose. More Cuba than Cancun. More Clooney than Colin. More confident than cocky. More Uptown than Downtown. More Times than Post.

I think I'm well-traveled and educated - but I don't think you need a PhD to be interesting. Some of the smartest people I know never went to college.

Beyond the obvious, I'm looking for a guy who... - is willing to put up with my quirks - can laugh at himself (and me) - has a good heart - has opinions - has a life and mind of his own - appreciates a bulleted list in an online dating profile

Looks are over-rated and fleeting, but I'd be lying if I said that physical attraction doesn't matter.

I have a sweet tooth. Ben & Jerry’s Coffee Heath Bar Crunch is my crack.

I like wine, architecture, Modernism, Netflix, college basketball, un-PC humor and stepping on particularly crunchy leaves. I don't have any hobbies but I have way too many interests.

I can be a bottomless pit on 25 cent wing night, but I can clean up nice too.

I don't do long emails or awkward phone conversations. With so many great places in the city, I'd rather meet up for a drink and get to know you in person.

I try to avoid being narcissistic, but I think I’m a decent enough looking guy. My mom thinks I’m devilishly handsome.

I'm much cooler than your ex-boyfriend. Smarter and better looking too.

I'm really good at Trivial Pursuit.

I don't... - play video games - spell “boy” with an “i” - scare parents - pretend to be something I'm not - think you can buy class or good taste - lie about my height on my profile - watch American Idol - wear sports jerseys

I've had my heart broken. I think it builds character.

I say I'm sorry when I'm wrong.

I've been told I'm a good kisser…I'm just sayin'.

I miss my dog and parents. In that order.

I don't have any emotional stuff dragging me down. I love my life as it is and live in one of the greatest places on earth. Looking for someone fun and interesting to share it with.