Evil & Imaginary

Hiiii my name is rob I am from northbrook, oooh "north shore" :) I recently moved to Bucktown in Chicago. When I party, I party hard I always tell it like it is, no sugarcoating things I can be shy, but I open up eventually I am very spontaneous. My confidence is getting better, i'm trying. I have high standards, but who doesn't. I've been played before, it will not happen again. I am a good listener and can provide advice if needed. Making people laugh gives me the best feeling in the world. All the cool shit goes down in the city. Iam goofy and weird. I find myself saying "are you fucking kidding me?" or "how ya feelin?" a lot. I fall quick so be sure to catch me. I wanna do something big with my life. I am the biggest procrastinator you™will ever meet. When im around my friends I always put on a smile, their feelings are more important. I'm addicted to buyng everything. Its really bad. I have to do better in school. I go to school at DePaul. I believe in ghosts and demons. If you don't know me, here are some fun facts. I'm an old soul. I date way above myself. I'm never relaxed. I dislike children but still want some of my own. My favorite mixed drink is a Vodka Cran. If you ever disagree with me then you're wrong. If I'm overly friendly to you then I probably want something from you or I've written you off as an idiot who needs all the kindness he can get on this earth. If I'm playfully mean to you, you're on the level. I order Mexican Pizzas at Taco Bell. I will not eat dark meat chicken. I pretend to understand people. I live in fetch city called Chicago. I am not pretentious and will not bide people who are. I do not sleep well. I eat an apple a day. I loved the movie version of Chicago but hated Rent and Phantom-- we'll see how Jeckyll & Hyde turns out. I seldom apologize. I should be rich. I vote my conscience. I require constant companionship but I'm happiest alone. I think almost all doctors and cops are the assholes who no one liked in school. I've been to 16 states and 8 countries. I'm a social drinker. I think Grey's Anatomy is pedantic and overrated. I do not seek your affection but it is welcome. I prefer dogs over cats. I expect great things. I burn candle when I have guests over.. Effen and Kajmir are the two best liquors available. I spend way too much money on clothes. Vitamin water and Starbucks sustains me. I use Prive leave-in conditioner. I once accidentally drank from a glass with a dead fly in it. When I dream, and I'm at home in it, it's always the first house I lived in. I'm human. I'm an impulse buyer with discriminating taste. Peanut butter is my favorite. I do not get far on any screenplay I begin to write. I take a complete multi-vitamin daily. I love to have strobe light pillow fights. I prefer city living to the country. I love sunglasses, i own like 6 pairs. Abercrombie & Fitch Brands are my favorite clothiers. For Christmas, I wanted to buy a bought a white tree and decorated it in all red. I have Christmas year lights year round in my room. I quote The X-Files and Donnie Darko religiously. Most Office Max employees are semi-retarded and I only go when I have to. I play no instruments. I think people should discipline their kids. Plaid shorts make me happy. .