Looking for a real relationship!

I am a college student majoring in Pre-Law. I thnk that I am intelligent and humerous. I have a perverted commical streak and i may sometimes come off annoying because i'm loud. I dont have alot of money to spend on long journeys or dates, i'd rather just chill at home and cook dinner with some one special. I live on the water in a camp style house, its peaceful despite the fact that its 15 feet from the railroad but it allows for the perfect place to study! I'm six foot three inches with a size 14 foot and i have enough of all the good stuff to please you if you are mr. right ONLY...i promise. I'm a virgin and i'm really just looking to have a relationship with some one who is willing to wait for me to want to have anal sex. I'm a big fan of respect and I like guys who are still in good standing with their parents. If you want to talk to me you have to have a goal for your life...you dont have to be in college but i'm going to be a high profile lawyer and if I fall in love with you i'm going to want to show you off. Lately,I have been dating the wrong guys and i'm just looking for a guy who wants to have more than just a relationship based solely on getting off. If you are interested feel free to message me and ask me a whole bunch of personal questions!!! Also i wont be in monroe after a year an a half. I plan to attend graduate school at University of Colorado, U of North Carolina, U of Texas, Vanderbilt, Yale, Emmerson, Brown or Northwestern. Be Ready to take flight if you fall in love with me. JK