Lord Humpsaplenty is coming for youuuuuuu!!!

Sarcasm, intelligence, raving lunacy...These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little boy. But my mother accidentally added another ingredient to the concoction: Chemical Geek! *Ka-BOOM!* Thus Unigenius was born! Using my vast array of knowledge, I have dedicated my life to fighting sluts and the forces of meanies!!! [For those of you that don't get that, it's the opening narration from The Powerpuff Girls tweaked to fit me. If you don't believe me, go to youtube and watch the opening credits.]

Well, I thought it was about time for me to update this thing for multiple reasons. One of them being that I said the phrase "So, yeah" about forty THOUSAND times! Good knight!
Anyway, I'm a smart alec and a bit of a know-it-all. But, as fate would have it, I'm also a bit of a blond. So I'll be in the middle of something really smart, but then zone out and lose where I was going. *sigh* Oh well. At least whenever I miss up, it's the source of loads of fun for everyone. Lol. I enjoy making others smile and be happy. I think that's what I like most. I will somehow make that into a career. If only i had the training! Hahaha!

I love just goofing around and having fun. It's what I thrive on. I get a lot of my inspiration from anime, video games and comics. I love to dance and go out clubbing, though whenever I finish clubbing, I usually end up in a bad mood over one thing or another.

I'm a very animated person and try to stay as positive as possible. if I let everything get to me, then I just end up being a grumpy mess. Then I'd never be able to make a good joke! Lol.

I highly doubt any of you would read this far. But if you're one of the few that's endured all of my blabbering, you're awesome! And you're also on your way to becoming one of my favorites on here. Lol. So, right now, I'd like to state that I'll only unlock my pics for someone that I get along with. If you're just some random person that wants to see what I look like, then you're going to have to wait. Talk to me first. If we click, I'll unlock them for you.

Well, that's about it. I know there's a lot more to me, but I can't even begin to try to explain it. So you'll just have to talk to me and get a pretty good clue and figure it out as you go. Until then, Ciao, kids and kittens!

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Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 80% Superman 80% Robin 67% Hulk 50% Catwoman 50% Supergirl 45% Wonder Woman 40% Green Lantern 30% Batman 30% The Flash 25% Iron Man 25%

You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.

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You are a Nurturer! Nurturers place a lot of importance on their personal relationships. They're generally very giving and loving people, who place the needs of others above their own. They sometimes have a problem with becoming overly emotionally needy, and keeping their true feelings hidden from others. They take their commitments very seriously and seek lifelong relationships. nurturers are extremely reliable and dependable, and put forth a great deal of energy into keeping things running smoothly. They sometimes have difficulty saying no when asked to do something, and therefore may be taken for granted. They are naturally compatible with: doers and performers.
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You scored as Jean Grey Jean Grey is likely the most powerful X-Man. She loves Cyclops very much but she has a soft spot for Wolverine. She's psychic so she can sense how others are feeling and tries to help them. She also has to control her amazing powers or the malevolent Phoenix entity could take control of her and wreak havok. Powers: Telekinetic, Telepathic < td>75%< td>65%< td>65%< td>60%< td>55%< td>55%< td>50%< td>50%< td>40%< td>30%< td>20% Jean Grey Cyclops Colossus Nightcrawler Storm Iceman Rogue Gambit Emma Frost Beast Wolverine

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The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) Steady, reliable, and cradling him tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The men left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal man is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive. While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships. Your exact male opposite: The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM) Consider: The Gentleman (DGLM), The Slow Dancer (DGLD)

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Your results:
You are Apocalypse

Apocalypse 70% The Joker 60% Mystique 58% Magneto 55% Dr. Doom 55% Riddler 54% Juggernaut 54% Dark Phoenix 52% Venom 50% Lex Luthor 47% Mr. Freeze 40% Kingpin 23% Green Goblin 22% Two-Face 22% Poison Ivy 22% Catwoman 12%

You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.

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My score on The top, bottom, or versatile Test:

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(You're 61% dominant)

You might have some muscle, but your most striking feature is probably your personality and smile. You probably take care of your body, but you may not have the perfect six-pack, pecks, and arms that someone who goes to the gym daily would. You tend to like boys who are more slender and younger than yourself, but if you found a hunk who took your breath away, you'd go for him. You might have done sports, but you weren't a major jock. Most people were surprised when you came out.

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This quiz is SCARY accurate!!!! My body type, personality, features that stand out the most. All of it! What the heck?!

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