Kind, yearning,
playful, you are The Boy Next
Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot
like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's
sweet.
We think
the next three years will be very exciting and
fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative
side makes you a charming date, and we think you
have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or
glisten, rather. You enter new relationships
unusually hopeful, and the first moments are
especially glorious. If you've had some things not
work out before, so what.
On paper, most gay guys would name the
Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real
world, however, you're often passed over for more
dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical
"nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness,
you're doomed with boys. A shoulder to cry on?
Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other
type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As
we said, many find true love, but some fail
miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow
up to be The Men Next Door, who
are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and
what not.
Your exact male
opposite:
The
5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex
Master
Always avoid: The Billy Goat (DBSD)
Consider: The Gentleman (DGLM), The
Loverboy (RGLM)