Does this t-shirt make my weiner look fat?

What's up, fellow online dating site freaks of nature? Are you a refugee from one of those sites where dudes are allowed to post photos of their "junk"? Did you take advantage of that freedom and promptly post a photo of your "junk"? Are you routinely asking people if they're "lookin"? If so, you're not gonna like me at all. Know why? I'm "lookin" to make friends or explore meaningful relationships. Genuineness and honesty are key. I value people who aren't trying to be something they're not. Self-depracation is key. It's something I've been working on for a while. The ability to laugh at yourself, at situations, at life in general, is very important. As is the ability to hold a conversation. I want to be able to talk about everything and nothing with you. Ya feel me? OK, in terms of the physical stuff, I really don't have a physical "type". I mean, I'm definitely a sucker for guys who stay in relatively decent shape. Not like those guys who grunt out loud at the gym so everyone can turn and see how much they're benching. I prefer guys with a generally masculine demeanor. You don't have to act like a roids-infused linebacker. But overly feminine-acting types are a real turnoff for me. I definitely prefer guys who are younger than me. But usually age 25 or older. Know why? It's usually rare for dudes under 25 to know what they really want. So anyway, yeah. Fuck, I'm rambling. I'm even getting tired of looking at what I type.So if you wanna find out more about me then private message me or email me and just ask. I'm usually pretty approachable. And sometimes interesting, at least I'm told. I know that I can be quirky, but I'm told the quirks are endearing. I hate writing about myself. OK I really need to go now.Bye. Why are you still reading? Seriously, dude. It's a decent profile but not worth the 10 minutes you've spent reading it. You need to move on with your day. But thanks for reading. Shalom.