fo shizzle my biscuit, dawg

Howdy! My name is Justin. I'm currently wrapping up my senior year at Sycamore High School... And what's next? Xavier University!

If you would like (to live), you can call me Jizzle. I was born in a hospital and spend most of my time in a kitchen. My eyes are blue, my hair is brown, and with my crazy white-kid fro', I'm about six feet tall.

I'm a serious drama nerd. I enjoy writing and music. All music is okay, but I mostly prefer Hip-Hop, Dance, and Techno, because crazy beats make it easy for me to shake my boo-tay (spelled wrong for dramatic emphasis).

I may act like a big goof, but deep down inside, I'm a rather mature individual.

My aim screenname is "i is not idiots." My aim screenname is "i is not idiots." My aim screenname is "i is not idiots." No matter how many times I say it, people will still ask me. If YOU try to ask me, I will have to cut a bitch.

I enjoy web-designing, sleeping, laughing, the color green, the number thirty-seven, and hanging out with friends. I'm not very fond of shower curtains, refrigerators, or pigs... but I do love my cat. Her name is Cupcake (I named her when I was hungry).

I believe that I am right-handed, because I can shoot a gun better that way. I am 50% French, 50% Italian, and 110% Gangsta. When it comes to making mathematical calculations, I am correct 37% of the time.

In life, I would like to achieve the goal of receiving an extra soda from a vending machine.

do I smoke? fuck no.
do I swear? fuck yes.

My weakness would be my allergies. Whenever someone tries to tickle me, I sneeze like crazy..... or well at least I fake sneeze, so that they get scared and stop. Leave the tickling to me. Muahaha!

I have a thunderstorm fetish. Every time it rains, I moan and hump my wall.

I can't play any real instruments. I CAN, however, make an interesting noise with a tube of lipstick and some toilet paper.

You will often hear me say the following things: "I think I peed a little," "fo shizzle my biscuit," "So, like I was watching this documentary, and I found out that pudding comes from a rhino's vagina," "I want the Diaper Genie! Where are my three wishes?" "I saw a baby in a tree. It made me giggle," "*cough*... "Phlegm?"

I've been called a "tease" before. The guy who said it ended up in a gutter.

When I grow up, I would like to be a person that doesn't have Alzheimer's.