All the world's a stage

Top 10 reasons to date a thespian
10- We take direction well.
9- We make everytime feel like the first time.
8- We strongly believe in ensemble performances.
7- We practice until we get it exactly right.
6- We love role-playing.
5- We're used to having random people take our clothes off in 30 seconds or less.
4- Mulitple performances in one day are no problem.
3- We are used to pulling all-nighters.
2- We use our bodies and voices to entertain others.
1- We love to do it on stage.